Fort Kickass Tee Design.

Fort Kickass Tee Design Review.

The Fort Kickass tee design is for the imaginative kids at heart that want to find a place to get away from it all.

This funny shirt is full of attitude. The design depicts a standard couch fort that we all built as kids, complete with the mandatory paper sign taped to a load bearing cushion at the entrance. In this case it reads "Danger Zone".

The phrase "Your Authority Is Not Recognized In Fort Kickass" just adds to the childlike rebelliousness of this tee. But the genius of this shirt comes out when this tee is applied to adulthood. Imagine if you could say this openly to a boss. Go ahead, take a minute and enjoy that thought. Now imagine saying it to a parent or a teacher. That's good but not quite the same effect right? NOW imagine saying it to whoever you are in a relationship with... that is comical gold. With the latter however, you might go from the prestigious Fort Kickass to the doghouse by the time it is all said and done. But it is genius none the less.

As for the artwork, the shading isn't the most consistent but no one will notice. There really isn't any color to critique and the concept is straight forward.

This tee is great for a laugh or to make statement. Plus it is available in kid sizes too!

Fort Kickass Tee Design.

Is available on: Tees, Hoodies. Navy Blue colored fabric is mandatory. The review breakdown is as follows:

Bender U.F.O. Tee Design by Firebeard

Bender U.F.O. Tee Design Review.

The Bender U.F.O. tee design is for Sci-Fi fans that enjoy Futurama and the X-Files.

This design is based on the Futurama episode entitled Roswell That Ends Well and the poster "I Want To Believe" that could be seen in "Spooky" Fox Mulder's F.B.I. office. It is also the title of the second feature film installment of the X-Files franchise.

So the artwork is a silhouetted rip of the actual cartoon of Bender from when the U.S. Military put his body back together wrong in the shape of a flying saucer. It is the mashing it up for the "I Want To Believe" poster that makes the design brilliant. Not the actual artwork itself. There many parodies and mash ups of the poster and they are usually all crap or feature a damn TARDIS.

This Bender U.F.O. tee would make a great gift for fans of the FOX Sci-Fi shows such as Futurama and the X-Files. But don't give FOX too much credit, they did cancel Firefly after all.

This is a great shirt to wear to a Comic-Con or wherever geekdom can be found.

Bender U.F.O. Tee Design by Firebeard

Is available on T-shirts, Hoodies, Long Sleeves, Sweatshirts and Dog T-shirts. Black fabric color is mandatory. The review breakdown is as follows:

The A New King Tee Design by AlbertoArni.

A New King Tee Design Review.

The A New King tee design is for the people that like the tales and movies about heroic princes. Especially, if they happen to be a young King Arthur or Luke Skywalker. Which this tee is based on both.

The concept is great and the style is on par with The Sword In The Stone cartoon.

As for the artwork, the colors and shading couldn't be any better even if Disney had done this themselves. It looks great on any color of fabric, especially on the Black shirt. Alberto added the detail of the two suns of Tattooine into the background which is a nice touch. Sand completely covers the stone in which the Lightsaber is placed again showing that young Luke is in Tattooine. The mash up is done 50/50 and is executed beautifully.

This A New King tee will make a nice gift for the fantasy and sci-fi lovers. The ones that are Star Wars fanatics and that love The Once and Future King or The Sword In The Stone will wear this A New King tee to their graves.

This is a good casual shirt that fits in anywhere such as Comic-Con or to the movies.

A New King Tee Design by AlbertoArni.

Is available on T-shirts, Hoodies, Tank tops and Crewnecks. Many fabric colors are available depending on the style. The review breakdown is as follows:

Hoot Night Owl Tee Design by ivejustquitsmoking

Hoot Night Owl Tee Design Review.

The Hoot Night Owl tee design is for coffee enthusiasts, 3rd shift workers and insomniacs.

This design is more or less a stock photo print at least when stock photography is done right such as when the word "HOT" is spelled out in fresh chilies or images of bread being made as all the ingredients are nicely measured out on a counter.

As for the photography, the coffee beans are carefully arranged and just basic enough that it looks good from far away. The coffee cups form the eyes and beak. As for the shading, the lighting couldn't be any better. The light is coming down from directly above the owl's head. Which contours the 2 main mounds of coffee with the head and body along with the coffee cups that cast shadows both inside and below. This creates an open eyes and eye lids effect.

This Hoot Night Owl tee would make a great gift for coffee lovers that enjoy staying up late.

This is a great tee to wear to a coffee shop or an all night diner or anywhere really.

Hoot Night Owl Tee Design by ivejustquitsmoking.

Is available on T-shirts, Hoodies, Long Sleeves, Sweatshirts and Dog T-shirts. Many fabric colors are available. The review breakdown is as follows:

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Metal Chick Tee Design Review.

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This Metal Chick tee was a product sample just to see how the print quality at Zazzle has changed over the years. It hasn't. This design was chosen because well, it was better than most of the stuff on Zazzle.

As for the design itself, it isn't professional by any means but it isn't the worse design of all time. Perhaps it's the worst one reviewed here. That is mainly a reflection of the lettering that spells out "Metal Chick". The designer places it on the girl's head. Why would anyone do that? Placing it all the way above or below the image would had been better. The lettering has highlights on the top and bottom, which kills any attempt at a 3D effect. The actual drawing of the 80's metal girl isn't too bad considering it is done by an amateur who is just dipping their toes into the POD industry to try to make a few buck. But it is the level of artwork to expect at Zazzle, Cafepress ( To Hell with Cafepress BTW), Comboutique etc.

Metal Chick By HeavyMetalDesigns.

Is available on: Tees, Hoodies, Phone Cases and more. White and Grey were the only fabric colors that were decent for this design on the Women's Basic tee. The review breakdown is as follows:
Super Breaking Blocks Tee by Ninjaink

Super Breaking Blocks Tee Design Review.

The Super Breaking Blocks tee design is for Super Mario Bros. and Breaking Bad fans that can't can't get enough of either.

This a fantastic mashup and one of the best for both Super Mario Bros. and Breaking Bad. It makes the top 3 easily for either or both. That is saying a lot considering that there are A LOT of them out there.

As for the artwork, it is as professional as a tee can get. Great coloring and shading with true to the show and video game likenesses. It combines many of the elements that both franchises have in common. The ones used is nothing short of genius. It features Walter white in his yellow hazmat Tanooki suit and has Tortuga on a Troopa instead of a Tortoise. No coincidence that Tortuga looks like Luigi here. This would had gotten a perfect 5 out of 5 stars had there been actual Blue "Blocks" being broken as the shirt title suggests. Give us our "Blue Sky" dammit!

This Super Breaking Blocks tee would make a great gift for the fans of both franchises. It is like buying them 2 gifts in 1.

While this tee is badass, I wouldn't recommend it as a school garment with the Breaking Bad references. Other than that, this will make a great t-shirt for any casual occasion.

Super Breaking Blocks Tee Design by Ninjaink.

Is available on T-shirts, Hoodies, Long Sleeves, Sweatshirts and Dog T-shirts. Navy Blue colored fabric is mandatory. The review breakdown is as follows:

Breaking Bender Tee Design by TapedApe.

Breaking Bender Tee Design Review.

The Breaking Bender tee design is fans of both Futurama and Breaking Bad.

This is an interesting concept for a 50/50 mashup. Both characters are antiheroes in their own respective series as they do bad things like stealing and other crimes. If you can wrap your head around the fact that a robot has a goatee, wrinkles and glasses then this tee might be for you. Luckily, there is no nose which makes the Bender aspect stay true to his form. The mouth is mostly Walter's.

As for the artwork, the main features of Walter White and Bender are balanced well into this design. You can see one or the other or both, with Bender's fog hat grey tone as the base.

This Breaking Bender tee will make an ideal gift for the geeky and nerdy types that love both franchises. If you know someone that loves to root for the villain or can't stop saying "Bite my shiny metal ass" then this is the shirt to get them.

This design is ideal to wear anywhere that isn't formal. However, it is not appropriate for children or as school or work clothes since it is Breaking Bad related. Hard asses might construe that as promoting drugs and violence. Even though it is just a damn T.V. Show.

Breaking Bender Tee Design by TapedApe.

Is available on T-shirts, Hoodies, Tank tops and Crewnecks. Kelly Green Fabric is mandatory. The review breakdown is as follows:

Triforce and a Little Darkness Tee Design by Perthseus.

Triforce and a Little Darkness Tee Review.

The Triforce and a Little Darkness tee design is for one of most badass Legend of Zelda tees out there. It features all of the main characters including Dark Link. Each character and their piece of Triforce represent their attribute. Courage for Link, Wisdom for Princess Zelda and Power for Ganon. What about Dark Link? He gets the implied center filled with darkness which touches all three pieces.

This design is awesome!

As for the artwork, the characters are drawn rather well with just enough shading to keep them from looking flat. The coloring is as professional as it gets. The layout is well balanced thanks to the triangle which makes it aesthetically pleasing. This design looks good on virtually every color. My favorites are Black and Green but go ahead and preview it on some other fabric choices and find the one that you like best.

This Triforce and a Little Darkness tee will make the ideal gift for the Zelda fan in your life.

This is a great gamer and fan shirt.

Triforce and a Little Darkness Tee Design by Perthseus.

Is available on T-shirts, Hoodies, Tank tops and Crewnecks. Many fabric colors are available. The review breakdown is as follows:

Zombshell Tee Design

Zombshell Tee Design Review.

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The Zombshell tee design is for the people that love pin-ups, zombies and war planes.

Nothing inspires the squadrons more than a play on the word "Bombshell" along with the replacing of a stunning beauty with a rotting undead corpse of a woman.

The Zombshell design is also on children's apparel. So that they may grow up to be twisted too. This tee is great for horror fans and War War I and II buffs.

The artwork is decent and the concept is amusing. There is not a lot of details to get caught up in and it is similar to the nose art style used on many of the WW1 and WWII planes of which this design is derived, only more simplistic. It came with a blue ink instead of a green ink which is okay... I guess.

The Zombshell hoodie as shown above is screen printed on an American Apparel blank. The fabric is thick and warm.

Zombshell Tee Design.

Is available on: Tees, Hoodies. Silver for Men's and Women's fabric colors are mandatory. Baby Blue is the only color for kids' tees. The review breakdown is as follows:

Linkooki Tee Design by Arinesart.

Linkooki Tee Design Review.

The  Linkooki tee design is for the true Nintendo fans, the ones that like The Legend of Zelda and Super Mario Bros. It is a mash up that is great for those gamers who cannot decide which game or character is their favorite out of the two.

The concept is good even if not original. Neither of the men Link or Mario can keep tabs on their women. They are always losing them to some villain and always out trying to rescue them. They might as well be the same character. Imagine questing through the sewers of Hyrule for hours on end.

While there is not much as far as originality with this character since the face is a straight Mario rip, not features of both, the design works. The Mario face is what makes it a Tanooki suit spoof. The paleness and fashion of Link make the blonde Mario acceptable. Without the other Legend of Zelda elements this tee wouldn't have the same impact.

The drawing is clean with no shading as it is not really needed. The colors work well, although a darker green might had been better, in order to contrast with the pale skin more.

This is a good Nintendo themed tee that kids of all ages should love.

This casual shirt is good for wearing anywhere, especially where video games are involved.

Linkooki Tee Design by Arinesart.

Is available on T-shirts. Kiwi Green colored fabric is mandatory, other shades of green would had worked or been nice. The review breakdown is as follows: